Identity theft is the number one worry of most people today, but not me. Becoming Dante Miller is not a life to pursue, that is, if you are a thief. Yes, you'll definitely be living the life of Riley. Yet, you'd be forced to check the Internet and the library to know who Riley is. In short, you'll be Dante Miller with an identity crisis.
But recently, due to the many reports published in papers about ID theft, I became worried. My Social Security number and
credit card numbers are listed on my old tax form and bills, so I carefully erased them all using my liquid eraser. ID thieves can assume your identity through these financial and personal information. Fortunately for them, and not so fortunate for us, they can use those details in their profit-oriented pursuits by selling them to a third party.
My
liquid eraser is already dry so I went to the nearest bookstore to buy a box of erasers. I was handing my credit card to the cashier when I stopped, thinking that I'm not entirely sure if she's the real cashier or just assuming the cashier's identity. I went home without the erasers and ended giving my forms and bills to my maid. I asked her to line the bottom of our parrot's cage using the said forms. Now, call me if you see a foul bird saying he's Dante Miller.
